The Madness: Hack and Slash Week 3

Posted: October 23, 2011 in List

The beat goes on! I subjected myself to the first six Puppet Master movies before checking out a new addition to my collection with the Mardi Gras Massacre, some  horror-comedies, and wrapping up with The Thing.

26. Madman (1982) – 88m – DVD
Repeat Viewing. Lesser known camper slasher. Not at the top of the list, but a decent slasher overall.  I rate this a 6.5/10
Bonus Points: The “Final Girl” is actually a guy {Auto triple bonus}; Gratuitous BOOB, BUSH, WIENER or ASS shot!!; If a character slips and falls while being pursued by an antagonist;

27. Puppet Master (1989) – 90m – DVD
Repeat Viewing. Fun movie from Full Moon that brings us a whole new crew of slashers in the form of killer dolls. I rate this a 7/10
Bonus Points: Gratuitous BOOB, BUSH, WIENER or ASS shot!!; If a character slips and falls while being pursued by an antagonist

28. Puppet Master II (1991) – 88m – DVD
First Viewing.  Decent sequel that is similiar to the original.  The puppets are the stars.  I rate this a 6.5/10.
Bonus Points: Gratuitous BOOB, BUSH, WIENER or ASS shot!!;

29. Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge (1991) – DVD
First Viewing. A prequel that shows the origin of Toulon and the puppets. I rate this a 6/10
Bonus Points: Gratuitous BOOB, BUSH, WIENER or ASS shot!!; If a character slips and falls while being pursued by an antagonist

30. Puppet Master 4 (1993) – DVD
First Viewing. This one gets a little crazy as we are introduced to a demon that the secret of the puppets was stolen from.  He sends forth some small demons to retrieve the secret.  Not very good, but about what I was expecting.  I rate this a 5/10.
Bonus Points: If a character slips and falls while being pursued by an antagonist; The “Final Girl” is actually a guy; If you are watching a sequel 4 or higher.

31. Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter (1994) – DVD
First Viewing. The Demon is back and so is the new Puppet Master! Wait, this is pretty much the same movie as Part 4…I rate this 4.5/10
Bonus Points: If a character slips and falls while being pursued by an antagonist; The “Final Girl” is actually a guy; If you are watching a sequel 4 or higher.

32. Curse of the Puppet Master (1998) – DVD
First Viewing. We have a new Puppet Master and what looks to be his new protege.  The gore is amped up quite a bit in this installment. I rate this a 5/10.
Bonus Points: If you are watching a sequel 4 or higher,

33. Mardi Gras Massacre (1978) – DVD
First Viewing. Wanted to check this out after seeing it on the Video Nasty list.  It’s like 1970s porn meets Herschell Gordon Lewis, complete with horrid music and questionable acting all around.  If you like 70s sleeze, this is probably right up your alley.  I rate this a 6.5/10.
Bonus Points: Gratuitous BOOB, BUSH, WIENER or ASS shot!!; If the film is titled or takes place on a specific date or holiday (Mardi Gras)

34. Zombieland (2009) – Blu Ray
Repeat Viewing. Great comedic look at a zombie epidemic.  I rate this an 8/10

35. Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996) – DVD
Repeat Viewing. I love the TftC movies and wish they would have made more.  I rate this a 7/10
Bonus Points: Gratuitous BOOB, BUSH, WIENER or ASS shot!!; If a celebrity plays themselves OR a (future) A-Lister is killed

36. The Thing (2011) – Theatrical
First Viewing.  Not a bad prequel, but when you are going to be compared to something as amazing as Carpenter’s first, you have big shoes to fill.  I rate this a 7.5/10.
If a character slips and falls while being pursued by an antagonist;

37. The Walking Dead (10.16.2011) – Streaming
First Viewing.  Love this show.  Solid season opener.  Cliffhanger wasn’t too shocking as I have read the beginning of the Graphic Novels. I rate this a 9/10.

38. The Thing from Another World – Blog Post (10.21.2011)

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